- Your Accountant begins the initial interview with “When I was in prison…”
- After completing your tax return showing a balance due of $3,000, your Accountant asks for it in cash.
- You see your Accountant on TV. On Crimewatch
- Your Accountant thinks “amortisation” is Italian for “making love”.
- Every time you visit Your Accountant in their office, they’re smoking a joint.
- Your Accountant tells you “You probably won’t go to jail for this, but…”
- Your Accountant is also a Lawyer, and is representing your partner in the divorce proceedings.
- Your Accountant tells you he hasn’t filed his own tax return in years
- Your Accountant seems to have a cold all year long….and powder residue on his desk
- Your Accountant is just happy to hear from you – even if it is at the end of June!
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